Archive for the ‘funny’ category

John McCain hates Western Pennsylvania

October 26, 2008

So recently John Murtha (D-PA) made some statements which drew outcries from local and national media as racist.

He said “Well, they’re going to have a tough time. You know, I — there’s no question, western Pennsylvania is a racist area. When I say a racist area, I mean they — the older people are hesitant, you know, they’re slow in seeing change, real change.”

The Obama campaign moved quickly to denounce these comments, and it seemed to have died there. Sure he made another comment trying to clear his remarks but Murtha only went on to call them “rednecks.” Didn’t work out too well.

Recently John McCain was in Western Pennsylvania, and he said this at a rally….

“Sen. Obama’s supporters have been saying some pretty nasty things about Western Pennsylvania lately. And you know I couldn’t agree with them more. I couldn’t disagree with you.”

…..

what?

Well he stumbled on, and decided to save himself by just saying something about patriotism and god loving. Because who hates America and god? Democrats according to John McCain.

Was this a Freudian slip? Is he just getting old?

What do you think?

John McCain Fail

John McCain Fail

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Biden vs. Palin – Vice Presidential Debate

October 3, 2008

So the debate is over. Let’s start taking it apart peice by piece.

I have fact checks, and highlights.

Did Joe Biden have a gaffe? Surprisingly, no!

It seems that Sarah Palin was the attack dog tonight. She came out swinging when she pointed out that Joe Biden said Barack Obama was not ready to be commander in chief. Again quoting him saying he’d be willing to run with John McCain.

She attacked him when she stated Barack Obama voted against funding for our troops (without a time table) to which Joe counter punched by saying that John McCain himself had voted against funding for our troops. (with a time table) He went on to say John McCain was “dead wrong on the fundamental issues relating to the conduct of the war.”

When asked herself about Iraq she said she was from a team of “mavericks.” She said she along with John McCain were mavericks a lot. Last time I checked, she’s wasn’t a Maverick.

As for gaffes, well Sarah Palin twice referred to the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan as General McClellan. His name is David McKiernan.
It seemed for every punch Sarah Palin threw at the more experienced Joe Biden there was a counter punch which was stronger. Palin said Obama voted to raise taxes 94 times Biden said by that ideology McCain voted “477 times to raise taxes.”

On energy Biden said that in the last 10 years McCain had voted “20 times against funding alternative energy sources and thinks, I guess, the only answer is drill, drill, drill.” (more…)

Padavan’s Vision for the Future: ……..

August 22, 2008

Recently I was tipped off by a reader to Frank Padavan’s website. Now as many campaign websites do there is a section of what the candidate plans to do if elected.

I was looking over the Padavan campaign website and clicked on the link for his “vision.” Unfortunately for him, there was nothing there. Luckily, we can rest assured that it’s “coming soon.” I’ve attached a screen shot of it below, but you can see it at http://www.padavanforsenate.com/Campaign/Vision/Vision.asp?i=10

Does anyone else think it’s sad that after 35 years, despite running for reelection, Frank Padavan doesn’t have a vision for the future?

Oh, and the best part. Check out the copyright date at the bottom. 2005! That’s how long this vision has been coming, he just might be out of ideas.

Barack Obama… secret terrorist?

June 12, 2008

Yes… yes, you heard it. The always fair and balanced Fox News claimed Obama’s fist bump with his wife Michelle Obama is a terrorist fist jab. Yes, Barack Obama is in league with the worst of them.

Upon further investigation Fox News also discovered that the terrorists have infiltrated Major League Baseball as seen here
Jeter

It seems that the terrorists have also manged to get into the National Basketball Association, the National Football Association and the National Hockey Association. But it’s not just terrorists, it’s also communists!

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and black radicals!

black power

So be careful with these terrorists on the loose among us. You never know who or where they are. We don’t know when they will strike next so they are a threat to our survival, we will have to raise the alert level to whatever is above Yellow.

Just remember that the next time you friend tells you to “pound it”
pound it

Buy him a one way ticket to Guantanamo

Remember everybody to stay safe, and steer clear of secret terrorists, and secret Muslims. One way to tell if someone is a secret Muslim is if they spend a lot of time in the middle east, and hang out with other well known Muslims. Just keep your eyes open.